My grandma just bought a Buick wagon in the most WTF purchase ever. 

"E90M3" (e90m3) 07/18/2018 at 11:35 • Filed to: You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?

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What’s 79 years old and has almost 250 horsepower? My grandmother, who this past weekend got a deal on this 18 ' Buick .

This broadsided me because: I didn’t think my grandma had money away like that seeing as she’s retired,and I didn’t think she would want something like this. I knew she wanted a car, but damn

I usually go visit her on Sundays to see if she needs a ride to church. I get there and this is sitting at the curb. Of course I’m thinking damn that’s nice. So I go inside and ask my mom did she see that nice Buick wagon sitting outside. She says “Oh she didn’t tell you?” I go “Who didn’t tell me what?” She was granny got it yesterday. I almost said what the fuck out loud but I don’t curse in front of my mother so I go to her room to find my grandmother with the owner’s manual open, reading it. Without looking up she asks me “ Are Regal brakes good”? I didn’t know what to say but us of course. So I asked her did she really buy that and she looked at me like I was crazy and said yes.

She then went into how she got a deal on it and that she asked for a senior discount and the sales manager gave her 4 grand off because apparently this had been there for a little while and said “Hows that for a discount?” And I’m just still blown away by this whole thing. I’ll post a video soon of her driving it soon while I’m still left scratching my head over this.

boredalways > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 11:39

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So when is Granny signing up for Oppo?

Also you should get her an Oppo sticker as a gift.

AestheticsInMotion > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 11:39

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My Grandma just got a Cts-v wagon, but get this... It’s a manual! Steal of the century too. I got this shot of her today, pretty nice right?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 11:40

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My grandmother was looking to replaced her ‘04 Regal a few years ago. She was looking at ES Hybrids and such. Then one day I sent her an ATS turbo with the performance pack (paddle shifters, Bre mbos, etc). She bought it the next day. To this day, she tells me it the first car she’s owned in her 80 year life that she actually looks forward to driving.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > AestheticsInMotion 07/18/2018 at 11:41

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#oppomemes

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > AestheticsInMotion 07/18/2018 at 11:41

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Is your Grandma looking to adopt a grandson?

Bo Knows > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 11:44

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I’d forgotten that  the FP shared that gem of a lie. Good stuff.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 11:44

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I have driven one  and that’s not a lie . So are you telling me the car is a lie or your Grandma is a lie?

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 11:45

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Ok... I’ll profess my ignorance.  Wut?  Is this a meme or...?

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/18/2018 at 11:49

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There are some CRAZY good ATS deals r ight now

RT > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 11:49

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This Buick is a Vauxhall, so it’s an Opel. That’s how the world works now.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > RT 07/18/2018 at 12:14

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It’s also a Holden now 

JustAnotherG6 > AestheticsInMotion 07/18/2018 at 12:45

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That’s a nice helmet your grandmother is wearing...

E90M3 > AestheticsInMotion 07/18/2018 at 12:53

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They were out of those, so my grandma had to get this. 

E90M3 > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/18/2018 at 12:54

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Someone made an outrageous claim a while ago.

E90M3 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/18/2018 at 12:55

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It’s copy paste of this , where I only changed like 2 words.

My bird IS the word > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 12:57

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My grandpa did a similar thing. Bought a new buick because he “always wanted a buick”. I feel like there is a bit of a difference between the buicks he had in mind:

But he’s not a jalop.

E90M3 > My bird IS the word 07/18/2018 at 13:02

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It was a reference to something else.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 13:04

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T BH your Buick Regal story was more believable than a CTS V Wagon buying Granny story.

My bird IS the word > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 13:15

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I never saw this post. If I did, I never gave it any creedence.

Not trying to brag myself. It’s just a two year old lacrosse. Floor demo model though, It’s got all kinds of stupid gizmos that my grand parents don’t know how to use.

E90M3 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/18/2018 at 13:21

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That was sort of why I posted it. I also posted it verbatim and only changed “600 horsepower” to “250 horsepower” “13' CTS-V” to “18' Buick” “Caddy Wagon” to “Buick Wagon” “Brembo” to Buick”and the title, or course. 

Chariotoflove > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 13:32

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I honestly chuckled out loud when I got to the brakes question. Nicely updated. 

shop-teacher > E90M3 07/18/2018 at 15:19

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Nice car grandma!